Why must father tear up the advertisement his children have made and throw it in the fire?! Why won’t he mend their kite?! Why have you made him unspeakably awful? Why can’t he—they—live well?
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
Disney’s Women of Color
man I first thought the post was about their hair
That hair animation is cool
no that’s so accurate it scares me
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
get to know me meme: [6/10] favorite movies
ALADDIN — Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man’s life. A young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.
Who are you
Whats your favorite color
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM